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13th Feb 2015

WATCH: This Matter-Of-Fact Review Of Fifty Shades Of Grey Is Genius

"Who doesn't remember going over their first contract".

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Fifty Shades of Grey is out today and a select few movie critics have had the pleasure of seeing E.L. James’ erotic novel come to life on the silver screen in recent days. 

Reviews have been circulating and although reaction to the film has been mixed, there is no review quite as spot on as this one from The Onion’s movie critic Peter K. Rosenthal.

“Fifty Shades of Grey still blows other Hollywood films out of the water for its faithful depiction of what really happens between consenting adults when the lights are off, the genital clamps are on, the ball bag is in and the straight jacket is good and snug”.

The reference to Jack and Rose’s steamy scene in Titanic is probably our favourite part.

You can check out Her.ie’s review of the film here.

Video via YouTube/The Onion