When the drink is in the wit, for the majority of the time, is well and truly out.
There are few things more hazardous than having a full-charged battery, a good wifi connection and no wit, which happens to many of us between the hours of 8pm on a Saturday evening and 8am Sunday morning.
Here are 11 Facebook related regrets we all have experienced on a Monday morning…
1. Cringe Worthy Status Update
It was a good idea at the time…
2. Serial Saturday Night Stalker
You were creeping through his profile pictures because the girls wanted to see him, and accidently liked a picture over 3-years old… Nightmare.
3. Adding Friends
After liking his profile picture from 3 years ago, you then accidently request his girlfriend as a friend… Certified psycho stuff right there.
4. Nightclub Photos
You don’t remember getting it taken but it’s you and it has appeared on the clubs Facebook page for everyone to see.
5. Notification Station
You’ve went on a liking, tagging, and requesting spree… the notifications won’t stop and ‘the fear’ is too great for you to actually click in and read them all.
Best log out for a few days.
6. You Have One New Private Message…
Why? Why? Why?
7. Like Everything
You were feeling the love, so you decided you’d show it by liking everything.
8. Suggestive Winky Face (Subtle)
There was absolutely no need for the addition of the winky face at the end of that comment. He will most definitely think you want a bit now…
9. Shift-Your-Facebook
You’ve added the lad who lobbed the gob just before the night was over, sure what was the harm…
10. App-arently You Were Well-Lit
The danger lies in your hand. No Facebook app, no possible risk of ruining your own life…
Your text got progressively worse as the night went on… and towards then end it looked like you had been typing with your toes.
11. Even Da Vinci Would’ve Had Trouble With That One…
You were feeling very ‘deep’ and philosophical under the influence… You began speaking in code but have absolutely no idea what you were raving on about now in sobriety.
There is absolutely no point deleting it now as everyone has seen it at this stage.
And now to repeat it all again next weekend… We’ll never learn.
