Today, Oxford Dictionaries Online announced that the term ‘Selfie’ was added to the dictionary.
Their definition…
selfie (n.): a photograph that one has taken of oneself, typically one taken with a Smartphone or webcam and uploaded to a social media website.
Our definition…
A person who takes photos of ones-self, to pollute the news feeds of every social network possible and cause mild range amongst the population of non-selfie takers.
Don’t be mistaken folks; although they’re taking a picture of that same face several times everyday, there are many various types.
Here are the 19 different serial selfie takers.
1. Gym Selfie
These folk spend more time taking photos at the gym than they actually do working out.
2. Duckface
Because everyone looks so much more attractive like that…
3. OOTD – Outfit Of The Day.
You wore that outfit this day last week as well love; we know you just want us to comment on your legs.
4. Can’t Choose A Filter
So continues to repost the same image, again and again. Or if you’re Rihanna you can just take a photo of yourself covered in selfies.
5. Illegal Selfies
Oh you’re going to rob a house so you take a photo of yourself in the bathroom mirror. Some people just don’t get the whole online thing… Nice phone cover.
6. Can’t Make Their Bed.
This one we’ll never understand. Why any girl would post any image of herself standing in her messy bedroom is beyond us.
7. Bathroom Selfie
Dear Selfie Takers,
Stop using me to take “sexy” photos of yourself.
Yours unfortunately,
The Bathroom.
8. “Oh I’m Just Taking A Picture Of My Cute Cat.”
And I just happened to partially clothed.
9. “Yay! Sunshine”
Oh, you own a pair of Ray Bans. Nice.
10. Work Selfies
Oh, so you’re working now. Your job is cool. Good on you.
11. Selfie BFFs
Selfies are contagious; we hope you don’t catch the infection.
12. Great Angle
Aw, we all knew you had huge boobs, but thanks, we’ve never seen down your top before.
13. Hashtag City
#The #More #Hashtags #The #More #Love #And #Likes #This #Picture #Will #Receive #Which #Only #Means #One #Thing #You #Must #Look #Beautiful #In #This #Photo
14. #Motivation
Oh you workout? No you don’t, we all know this is an optical illusion thanks to this personal trainer giving away the secret tips to the perfect weight-loss selfie.
15. Sleeping Beauty
This is one of our favourites. It’s like when you were a child and pretended to die, by lying on the ground with your eyes closed while shouting “I’m dead.” Posting an image of yourself ‘sleeping’ online. Here is a hashtag for you… #GetALife
16. So Seductive
Are you in pain? You look in pain…
17. Oh You’re In A Relationship
We see your Boyfriend just as much as you do.
18. Car Selfies
If texting while driving isn’t allowed… Keep your eyes on the road!
19. The Secret Selfie Taker
They’re out there…
